Say It Ain’t So

It was only a matter of time before Carson Beck fell into the trap of ‘big booty Latinas’ upon his arrival to Miami.

Home boy transferred to the U for his girl who hoops for the Canes. She dropped a video detailing the situation, but I’m not going to watch it because I could not give a shit.

Anyways, Beck is one of the most disliked players in college ball. Dude got the keys to a national championship team and could not get the job done as a two-year starter at Georgia. Buddy was relentless off the field, seemingly always chasing p via snapchat when he should have been locked in the film room.

All this, while fella is reportedly set to pull in near $4.5 million in 2025. The Canes will likely regress from last season when NFL-caliber quarterback Cam Ward led them to a 10-win season. But we’ll get a sense of how the Canes stack up off the rip, week 1 when Notre Dame comes to South Florida.